Saturday, February 27, 2010

Dogs Don't Let Dogs Suffer from the Telluride Crud

She's sick; I suffer.

She's really sick; I could really suffer.

And then again, maybe she's not sick... after all, everyone called in sick to Hypocondriacs Anonymous!

Thank Dog for my four-legged friends!.

She lies on the couch, moans, sleeps and wallows, and I'm supposed to sit quietly nearby. Impossible! I whine, doze, fart, doze, whine, pace, whine some more and then she arises from the couch, drags herself to the door, wraps herself in puffy black coat, black scarf, black hat, black gloves and Sorels - mostly so she can remain anonymous I think. She doesn't like to be recognized in this state! I'm allowed out the lift 7 gate to pee for all of 90 seconds, and then she crawls back to the condo where drops her coat, scarf, hat and gloves by the door and crawls back to the couch where she hides out, curtains closed, surrounded by grant paperwork, tissue, tea cups and empty soup bowls - and let me tell you, soup does not a leftover leave!

The Telluride Crud sucks!

Thank Dog for my four-legged friends!.

Gratitude to my four-legged friends and their considerate Follies who, despite their errands, book clubs, Rotary meetings, workouts, domestic duties, houseguests, Skype dates, trips to the big city and all the other complications of being people, make me a priority. You Follies are the greatest! (And you Dog's aren't so bad either!)


Romo, sorry you weren't allowed to join us on the loop. It was cold though, and I know you wanted to get back to your sick Folly! How long's he been sick!?! Two weeks? Good Dog, that's a long time! Tell me is isn't so!


Moose, thanks for the memories - sorry you couldn't stay with me and whine and jones and drive Folly crazy instead of frollicking down valley with Allison.


Casey, the croisants and cinnamin rolls left some fabulous crumbs - though few and far between because they must have been the best Folly has ever eaten! The chowder must have been gourmet as I didn't even get to lick the bowl! The bone, however... eat your heart out!!!


And You, oh giddy one... Love is a many splendored thing! Who needs a Canine companion when the love bug bites!? Anytime you need a fix, you can come live with me - you're the best friend this Dog's ever known!

Meanwhile, Folly remains tangled and matted - unkempt - churning. She's smelly, moaning and groaning, dozing and wallowing, feeling sorry for herself, hacking, sweating, aching, and ignoring me...


The Telluride Crud Sucks!!!

Monday, November 23, 2009

I wanna be a search and rescue dog...

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Dog's Eye View

This is the coolest picture of my eye!!
I may be greying, but damn I'm cute!!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Snow Angels


Snow angels are tough with a leash on... the snow has arrived! I love it! Can't get enough of it! Wish all you dogs were out to play this evening!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Happy Halloween

Do you know what the dog said to the witch on Halloween? Nothing, he just peed on her broom!

OK, so I'm no comedian... that's not what they give me the big treats for; it's for that damned "cookie-on-the-nose wait-til-she-says-o.k." trick. Follies are so easily entertained...


Anyway, Super Dog (or is it Wonder Dog?) strikes again!

Once a year whether I like it OR NOT, I don my superhero suit with the mission of wandering the streets looking for dogs being mistreated by their follies - follies who dress them up like spiders, hot dogs with mustard, cowgirls (sorry Casey!), ballerinas, hot dogs with catsup, or even Yoda.

Trouble is, with the damned suit on, I freeze! See the humiliation in my eyes? Who knew!?! Some superhero I am, right!?! Hey, but what would you do, make them look good playing the part so they can dress you up even when it's NOT Halloween?

No way baby! I'm no angel (sorry Rolo!) and I'm no knight (sorry Teddy!) I would however, love to be a French cowboy, (so jealous Louis,) but who ever heard of a Super Dog that can't bark!?! What's up with that?

"Bass-and-gee" my tail end! No way Louis! (that's "Jose" in French.) Never again. Scout Dogs honor! I mean it!

It's bad enough she makes ME wear a helmet when SHE skis! Give me a walk for Bear's sake! Who ever heard of a skier of the canine variety running head first into a tree?

Duh! Wake up! We're not that un-coordinated! If you walked on all fours, you'd probably run less of a risk! Trust me.

The worst, the very worst, the cat's meow is that she wants me to be Butch Cassidy every other day of the year...


Doesn't she know I hate red bandanas?! Only bitches wear red bandanas! I keep trying to show her that I lift my leg when I pee - hellooo?!

Next time you see me, if I have a girly red bandana on, do me a favor, come after me with a vengence and rip it off; tear it to shreds! It'll kill two kittins with one stone - I get rid of the bandana, and get some folly sympathy to boot!

Happy Halloween everyone! Woof woof!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Gotta Love Hotels!

Once I'm used to the smells and the noises, I kinda like this hotel living stuff! My own bed! Ice bucket for a water dish! Walks in new spots with lots of new smells! Takeout leftovers every night! (Some takeout is definitely better than others! Wyoming needs better Chinese!)

Anyway, more later. Gotta go roll in the new snow here!
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