I wanna be a search and rescue dog...

Dog's Eye View

This is the coolest picture of my eye!!

I may be greying, but damn I'm cute!!

Snow Angels

Snow angels are tough with a leash on... the snow has arrived! I love it! Can't get enough of it! Wish all you dogs were out to play this evening!

Happy Halloween

Do you know what the dog said to the witch on Halloween? Nothing, he just peed on her broom!

OK, so I'm no comedian... that's not what they give me the big treats for; it's for that damned "cookie-on-the-nose wait-til-she-says-o.k." trick. Follies are so easily entertained...

Anyway, Super Dog (or is it Wonder Dog?) strikes again!

Once a year whether I like it OR NOT, I don my superhero suit with the mission of wandering the streets looking for dogs being mistreated by their follies - follies who dress them up like spiders, hot dogs with mustard, cowgirls (sorry Casey!), ballerinas, hot dogs with catsup, or even Yoda.

Trouble is, with the damned suit on, I freeze! See the humiliation in my eyes? Who knew!?! Some superhero I am, right!?! Hey, but what would you do, make them look good playing the part so they can dress you up even when it's NOT Halloween?

No way baby! I'm no angel (sorry Rolo!) and I'm no knight (sorry Teddy!) I would however, love to be a French cowboy, (so jealous Louis,) but who ever heard of a Super Dog that can't bark!?! What's up with that?

"Bass-and-gee" my tail end! No way Louis! (that's "Jose" in French.) Never again. Scout Dogs honor! I mean it!

It's bad enough she makes ME wear a helmet when SHE skis! Give me a walk for Bear's sake! Who ever heard of a skier of the canine variety running head first into a tree?

Duh! Wake up! We're not that un-coordinated! If you walked on all fours, you'd probably run less of a risk! Trust me.

The worst, the very worst, the cat's meow is that she wants me to be Butch Cassidy every other day of the year...

Doesn't she know I hate red bandanas?! Only bitches wear red bandanas! I keep trying to show her that I lift my leg when I pee - hellooo?!

Next time you see me, if I have a girly red bandana on, do me a favor, come after me with a vengence and rip it off; tear it to shreds! It'll kill two kittins with one stone - I get rid of the bandana, and get some folly sympathy to boot!

Happy Halloween everyone! Woof woof!